10174
12 May 13 at 8 pm

(Source: salveo, via dirtyglam)

 194848
12 May 13 at 8 pm

(Source: peachydaddy, via jewellwin)

Me: *Doesn't party*
Me: *Doesn't drink*
Me: *Doesn't sleep around*
Me: *Doesn't get knocked up*
Me: *Stays up past 1 AM; Maybe goes downstairs to make a sandwich or something*
Parents: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU WHY ARE YOU UP SO LATE DID WE TEACH YOU NOTHING WHERE DID WE GO WRONG YOU'VE WOKEN UP THE WHOLE HOUSE YOU HIDEOUS DEVIL CHILD YOU'RE DESTROYING THIS FAMILY.
 529
12 May 13 at 7 pm

(Source: aes-thetic, via wastelandian)