10036
12 May 13 at 8 pm

(Source: salveo, via dirtyglam)

 183894
12 May 13 at 8 pm

(Source: peachydaddy, via jewellwin)

Me: *Doesn't party*
Me: *Doesn't drink*
Me: *Doesn't sleep around*
Me: *Doesn't get knocked up*
Me: *Stays up past 1 AM; Maybe goes downstairs to make a sandwich or something*
Parents: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU WHY ARE YOU UP SO LATE DID WE TEACH YOU NOTHING WHERE DID WE GO WRONG YOU'VE WOKEN UP THE WHOLE HOUSE YOU HIDEOUS DEVIL CHILD YOU'RE DESTROYING THIS FAMILY.
 527
12 May 13 at 7 pm

(Source: aes-thetic, via wastelandian)